I promise to share my pizza.
This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.
“I promise to share my pizza, even when I'm really hungry. I promise to watch bad movies with you and pretend to like them.
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Why it Works
- ✦Uses specific, relatable scenarios
- ✦Shows love through small sacrifices
Personalize it
- ✎Swap "pizza" for your partner's actual favorite food (e.g., sushi, tacos)
- ✎Change "bad movies" to a specific genre they love but you hate
- ✎Add a line about "never stealing the covers"
A classic funny vow that grounds love in the reality of everyday life (and food).