Lighthearted Vows

I promise to be your emergency snack and backup phone charger. I vow to love you when you are hangry, defend your right to five more minutes, and send you memes when life gets too serious. Most of all, I promise that even when I am annoying, I will always be annoyingly on your side.

I promise not to watch the next episode without you, even if it ends on a cliffhanger. I vow to pretend I'm interested in your hobbies, to share my fries even when I said I didn't want any, and to love you even when you're hangry. You are my favorite person to annoy for the rest of my life.

I promise to share my pizza, even when I'm really hungry. I promise to watch bad movies with you and pretend to like them.

I promise to share my fries with you, even when I said I wasn't hungry. I vow to always support you, love you, and pretend to like your music, for as long as we both shall live.

I promise to negotiate the remote with grace, to pretend I know where we parked, and to admit when your directions were better than mine. I will make you laugh when the day gets heavy, listen when the joke needs to stop, and love you more faithfully than any show we will ever binge together.

I promise to be your emergency snack runner, your phone charger finder, and your calm voice when the suitcase will not close. I will laugh with you when plans go sideways, apologize when I am wrong, and love you far more faithfully than I love being right.