I promise to be your professional spider-killer.

This funny wedding vow is a heartfelt way to express your commitment.

I promise to be your professional spider-killer, your jar-opener, and your fellow adventurer. I promise to love you even when you're being a "hangry" version of yourself.

Why it Works

  • Addresses the "hangry" (hungry + angry) phenomenon
  • Combines utility with affection

Personalize it

  • Add "especially after a long day at [work/event]"
  • Promise to carry a specific snack for them
A modern classic for couples who understand the power of a snack.