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“I promise to be your partner in the zombie apocalypse.”
I promise to be your partner in the zombie apocalypse. I will watch your back, share my supplies, and—if it really comes down to it—I promise not to trip you just to get away faster. In our significantly less dangerous real life, I promise to kill the spiders, open the jars, and always be on your team.
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